POKEY THE PENGUIN!!REBOOTLEGGED

THE ORIGINAL THE POKEY THE PENGUIN STRIPS CAN BE FOUND HERE!!!!

TO-DAY'S STRIP!! IS:

269. FUN ALLOCATION

HOORAY!!

THE "AHA! SO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE STORIES, IS IT?" ZONE

Project Censored -- censored and downplayed stories in the media.

THE DELIGHT ZONE:

BOO FOR SELDOMLY UPDATEDLY NEWLY AUTHENTIC POKEYS!! YASS!

HOORAY FOR RE-FRIED BOOTTOES!.

HOORAY FOR iHERE NOW LOOK 500X200 POKEY BLOOTEGS!!hhiES:wqDRAT.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Oh I don't know what you should bookmark. The only one that's guaranteed to work is "http://www-scm.tees.ac.uk/users/r.f.smit/pokey/". So keep that one. Another one will work for a good while (due to the happy generosity of Marc), is this: "http://pokey.electric-dreams.org/". Pokey (rebootlegged) will have his own domain. Some day.

THE HISTORY ZONE:

One day at work, a colleague was laughing heartily at a strange cartoon strip named "CHINESE DENTIST ONO HOLIDAY", drawn by someone at Silicon Graphics. That was drawn by someone who despaired at the lack of daily updates to POKEY THE PENGUIN. The scripts were written by his friend, and then incorporated into the strip. I thought this to be a Fine Enveavour, and looked up this mystery, the POKEY THE PENGUIN. And was delighted! What I was looking at was something that explained every aspect of working life, and gave meaning to the hopelessness of ever trying to help people with computing qualifications far greater than my own understand how to "LOG ON", or "PRINT", or any of the other subtleties.

I started this bootleg of Pokey the Penguin on June 2nd 2000, after reading that some people had been saying BAD THINGS about POKEY THE PENGUIN and THE AUTHORS, because there was not a new strip every day. Someone else defended THE AUTHORS, and someone else was challenged to draw 24 strips in 24 hours. A spectacular failure ensued. So I decided I'd give it a go myself, partly to make up for lost Pokeys, and partly to understand how hard it really was for myself. I kept it up for three weeks and a bit, by cheating. I drew several in one day, and revealed them, day by day. I know this is the way Real Cartoonists work, but it still felt like cheating to me.

Four and a half years later, I'm still drawering them. On and off. Mostly off. And people have despaired at me at the lack of my updates. And thusly have bootlegbootlegs sprung up! HOORAY!

THINGS!

THE ARCHIVES ARE HERE!!

1. THIS TOOL HAS NO OPTIONS

2. A GREAT SUCCESS

3. POKEY AND THE SWEAR

4. THE ALCOVE OF LOSS

5. GREAT SAUSAGES

6. SAY YOUR PRAYERS MR NUTTY

7. I HAVE LEAFLETS TO DISTRIBUTE

8. YOU SEE NOTHING

9. POKEY AND THE RECURSION

10. A NARROW MANOEUVER

11. VROOM (LEVERAGE)

12. FASTER POKEY FASTER

13. FLAGS ARE FLYING

14. COMFORTABLE SPONGE

15. ADEQUATE STREET LIGHTING

16. CHEAP IMITATION

17. POKEY IN MIDGARD (DRAWN BY ODIN WITH HELP FROM LOKI)

18. POKEY DOES MONACO

19. NOFH

20. A FIRM REBUTTAL

21. GET THE FREE OFFERS

22. AUXILIARY POWER

23. EXTRA TUITION

24. THE WEEKS SHOPPING

25. BINGLE

26. HE KEEP POINTY

27. UP A TREE

28. GIVE ME THE FUN

29. I AM WINDING

30. POKEY AND THE REVISITING

31. CASH

32. THE UNIVERSITY OF NUTTY AND THE DEVIL

33. VUDIOU CARD

34. PSEUDO INTELLECTUAL CLAPTRAP

35. EAU DE PONG

36. FUN REMOVAL

37. POKEY IS BONKERS

38. BOTS

39. FANTASTIC FREE PROVIDER

40. SOCKS

41. REQUIREMENT

42. THE STRANGE CASE OF CHARLES DEXTER WARD

43. POKIA

44. SNEAK PREVIEW

45. SUMMER FUN

46. PHOTOGRAPHIC JAPES

47. POKEY IS A HEATHEN

48. PHOTOGRAPHIC JAPES (REPRISE)

49. POKEYLIMPICS

50. RAPID ADVICE

51. A DAY OF RECKONING

52. POKEY AND THE STICKY SITUATION

53. POKEY TWISTS

54. POKEY RULES THE EARTH

55 POKEY VIEWS EXCESS FUN

56. MR NUTTY HAS PARKING PROBLEMS

57. PHOTOGRAPHICS JAPES (REVISITED)

58. A VISIT TO THE OPTICIANS

59. HEADCHEESE HAS BEEN ON HOLIDAY

60. I HAVE THE MAGIC HAT!!

61. I HAVE ATTAINED UNDERSTANDING!!

62. THE ROBOT CATS TAKE OVERT

63. CHARLY CHUCK (THE USELESS LITTLE FELLOW)

64. DROWNING IN A SEA OF SICK

65. UNEXPERIMENT

66. LEFT HANDED SPIROGRAPHTM

67. THE YOUTH HOSTILE

68. AN END TO IT ALL

69. MY CHEESE COLLECTION

69. IT IS TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE

71. POKEY THE PENGUIN MEETS BATMAN (DRAWN BY DSL)

72. I AM A WESTERN SADDLEMAN!!

73. LATIN FLAVOUR (FEAT. RICKY MARTIN AS ALICE COOPER)

74. POKEY AND THE MOLE HILL

75. HATS OFF TO MR NUTTY

76. POKEY HAS A FOOT AND MOUTH CRISIS

77. POKEY AND THE MANY COLORED PANELS!!

78. THE POPE IS A VICTIM OF INDUSTRIAL ESPIONAGE!!

79. POKEY LOSES IT

80. THAT IS ABOUT RIGHT NOW!!

81. SKEPTOPOTAMUS IS TAKEN TO THE CLEANERS!

82. A STILL LIFE IS STOLEN

83. A HOLLYWOOD DECEPTION

84. POKEY UTTERS A NON DISTRIBUTIO MEDII

85. POKEY AND THE GAME OF CHEST

86. AN UNDERGROUND ADVENTURE

87. MR NUTTY CREATES A CONFLAGRATION

88. THE MAN FROM THE SHOPS IS NOT AT HOME

89. POKEY AND THE BETTER CLOTHING

90. KAPITAN GORBACHEV AND THE SUNDANCE KID

91. THE RUM RUM

92. ARCHING WITH ARROWS AND BOW

93. EINSTEIN STRIKES AGAIN!

94. POKEY POSES AS ITALIANS

95. POKEY AND THE NEW INNOVATION

96. THE DEVIL IS A POOR TEACHER

97. A THREAT FOR NOSTRADAMUS

98. POKEY FOILS ANOTHER ITALIAN PLOT!

99. MR NUTTY AND THE THOUGHT EXPERIMENT

100. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINUX!!

101. POKEY GETS AWAY WITH IT

102. LAMPREY BOGART AND THE FORTUNE

103. MEET "UTAH" JACK SPORADIC

104. RSES, LANDL!!

105. UNUNTERNET

106. CONDITION

107. JOG PANTS

108. IT BOILS DOWN TO IT!!

109. ROOT

110. "UTAH" JACK SPORADIC AND THE SPOT OF BOTHER

111. POKEY AND THE LATER

112. ROCK 'N' DROOL

113. MR NUTTY IS EIGHTY PERCENT!

114. A DIFFICULT CHOICE

115. POKEY IS ULTRASTURDY!

116. THE VIBRATING

117. A HISTORIC LOCATION

118. PROFESSOR MORIARTY AND THE ELEPHANT-GUN

119. HEADCHEESE AND THE FILM

120. MMM. I LOVE TUNA SANDWICHES!!

121. PEOPLE WHO ARE LESS BAD

122. NEW AEROSOLS (FAULTY)

123. POKEY AND THE SEVERAL QUESTIONS

124. TIDDLY-POM

125. THE MR. NUTTY GYM HOUSE

126. SKEPTOPOTAMUS HAS SPECIAL ATTACHMENTS!!

127. THE HAT THAT SET ON FIRE

128. AN EASTER ADVENTURE!

129. OR A TORTOISE

130. IT TAKES ONE CLICK INTSTEAD OF TWO!!!

131. THE FRESH INSTALL STRIKES AGAIN

132. UNCLE CTHULHU MEETS POKEY THE PENGUIN AND FRIENDS

133. BATHROOM TROWEL

134. JUST A WHISKEY

135. A PLAY

136. SKEPTOPOTAMUS'S BIG IDEA

137. ALARM CLOGS

138. 25% EXTRA FREE (OR: POKEY AND THE EXTRA SPILLAGE)

139. I HAVE BEEN EATEN BY SHARKS!!

140. BACK TO YOUR OLD FORM

141. DRESSING UP

142. TWO FACED

143. THE SUFFERING

144. TWO MINUTES OF THINKING REQUIRED

145. I AM POKING OUT YOUR EYES

146. SHADWELL

147. GUSTAVO AND THE HOTEL

148. UNCLE CTHULHU SELLS THE TIMECUBE!

149. POKEY AND THE MERMAID-MAN

150. POKEY ARCS GRACEFULLY

151. (SUPERVISED) FUN WITH FIRE

152. POKEY AND THE ROMANCE

153. THE DREAMS OF THE DEAD

154. JUICE

155. RAPID-REACTION BRITISH BEAT BOBBIES

156. NOBODY LIKES YOU

157. POKEY AND THE FAMOUS QUEEN OF ENGLAND

158. A SPECIAL DEPT.

159. POST-REINCARNATION MARGARITAS

160. MEET ME BY CANDLELIGHT ON THE MARGIN

161. MISTER NUTTY PLANS A HEIST!!

162. ARE YE HEP TO THE JIVE?

163. THE RE-TELLING OF OLD JOKES

164. POKEY AND THE DEEP-ONE

165. A NEW PRODUCT

166. THE ALIEN ATTACK OF THE KILLER MULLETS (WITH MONKEYS!!)

167. THE BEST DAY AT SCHOOL EVER!!

168. CANDY FOR GROWN-UPS

169. POKEY ENDS UP ON MARS

170. FEH

171. SOMETIMES I THINK IN PICTURES RATHER THAN WORDS

172. GUSTAVO VOICES A VITAL FASHION TIP

173. THE ART OF BORROWING

174. A MARVEL OF MODERN TRADING

175. POKEY AND THE UNDERWATER SCENE

176. ARMAMENTS RELATED FUN!!!!

177. I AM ELECTRIC!!!!

178. NEW TRANSPORTATION AVAILABLE

179. POKEY AND THE FLEXIBILITY

180. SUBSTITUTING ENLIGHTENMENT FOR FUN!

181. TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY

182. LOCATION IS EVERYTHING

183. POKEY AND THE TRAIN RIDE

184. HAPPY PORTER AND THE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS

185. OLD MACDONALD AND THE FLAVUR TREE

186. POKEY AND THE LONG WAY FROM HOME

187. CIOCCOLATO FINISSIMO

188. FREE BEARD!!!!

189. POKEY AND THE LIFT OF DOOOM

190. IT IS TIME! FOR A PANTOMIME!

191. POKEY FALLS

192. MEET THE RELATIONS

193. THIS MUST BE FITTED! (FEAT. SPROCKET AS HIMSELF)

194. A MAGIC SWORD THAT GOES CHING!

195. POKEY AND THE PAINTING

196. DIG ME A NEW HOLE

197. SLIMMING WITH A VENGEANCE

198. RAIN

199. POKEY ON FRIENDSHIP

200. POKEY AND THE REST OF THE WORLD (SPECIAL COMMEMORATIVE ANTI-WAR BOOTLEG)

201. POKEY ON FRIENDSHIP PART TWO: ENEMYSHIP

202. ALCOHOL TROUBLE

203. A-ROUTEFINDING WE SHALL GO!

204. GRUMBLING WILL HURT YOU

205. PLAYING AT TEXANS (BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FUNNY OLD LADY WHO SMELLS)

206. DANCING WITH BOTH FEET

207. SNEEZING OUT A SONG

208. BUTTER-SIDE-UP

209. SYNTHETIC FIBER THINKING

210. TIME TRAVEL (IN GENERAL)

211. THE MOTHEMATICIANMAN PROPHECIES

212. TIME TRAVEL (SPECIFICS #1)

213. HEALTHY EATING

214. FACE BORROWING A-GO-GO

215. WINDMILLS

216. SEWING: THE GAME

217. LIVING ON AN ANGLE

218. WINNING FROM A DISTANCE

219. A GAP IN THE PROCEEDINGS


THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK


220. AN INCLUSIVE SOCIETY

221. THE ART OF NOT HAVING TO TALK

221b. BAKER ST.

222. CRUMPETS

223. EXPRESSIVE MARK-MAKING

224. A BOP ON THE BONCE

225. WELCOME TO THE GRAVEYEARD OF DEATH!

226. THE DEVIL'S BREW

ALSO SEE: A LINK!!

227. I AM MEETING MYSELF COMING BACK!

228. SPELLING AND WRITING GAMES

229. INVENTING THINGS ANEW

230. 'NEATH THE WILLOW

231. MATERIA BONI: DELETED AND/OR ALTERNATE SCENE

232. EXPRESSIVE CARD PLAYING

233. THE POPE SHOWS ALL!! (OR: THE EMPEROR'S NEW WMDS)

234. ON HIDING

NUMBER. MALE PARENTAL INVESTMENT (DRAWN WITH GREAT SKILL AND DILIGENCE BY THE WONDROUS EMI J!)

235. CONVERSATION: STREET STYLE (A TUTORIAL)

236. STOP LOOKING!!

237. EGGS A-PLENTY

238. NO WATER TO-DAY

239. A VISIT TO THE GRAND CANYON

240. ZOMBIE-RELATED FUN!

241. TWO-4-ONE

242. TALKING WITH GOD

243. POKEY AND THE SOPHISTICATES

244. POKEY AND THE SKILLS

245. WHAT POKEY FINDS IN HIS SOCK (PERIODICALLY)

246. BEEF JERKY!!

247. UN MYSTÈRE BELGE (A BELGIAN MYSTERY)

248. POKEY AND THE BEANSTALK

249. POKEY AND THE TROUBLE SPOT

250. DOUBLE-OH-OH: LICENSED TO SPILL

251. A CLOSE-UP ON FOOD

252. POKEY VERSUS FURRYDOM AND POKEY WINS

253. PERROQUET AND THE ASTONISHING MARVEL

254. POKEY AND THE MULTIPLE UNIVERSES

255. THE MAN WITH THE PAPIER-MACHÉ BRAIN

256. DANGER WARNING

257. THE DEVIL AND THE LONG GO

258. THIS HOLE-DIGGING LARK

259. POKEY AND THE DELIGHT

260. THE POPE MAKES A ZOMBIE MOVIE

261. TRADE (UNFAIR)

262. POKEY AND THE FORESIGHTEDNESS

263. SHAVING FOAM

264. THE ORACLE AND THE POKEY

265. POKEY AND THE BEEEEEP!!

266. POKEY MISSES AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE OINKED AT

267. PLAYING CHASE

268. DRUMMING UP BUSINESS

269. FUN ALLOCATION

MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! AUTO-NOSEHAIR-DETECTOR COUNTED NOSEHAIRS IN CURRENT READER'S NOSTRILS!

DISCLAIMER: HOORAY!

DISCLAIMER: The politico-religious claptrap uttered herewithin is not necessarily the opinion of THE AUTHORS or ME or the ORGANIZATION which unwittingly hosts this site. !!!!!! HOORAY!!!!!!

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POKEY THE PENGUIN IS COPYRIGHT © 1998-2005 THE AUTHORS

These bootlegs use screengrabs of the original characters. See THIS GUIDE for how. Everything else is done by me, excepting where stated as being not. Such as the NEW FRIENDS and stuff.

Original Pokey is here. READ IT NOW.